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Forrest Grump: Get your damned hands off my box of chocolates!
Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.
-- Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump...
Two farmers were boasting about the strongest kind of wind they'd seen.
"Out here in California," said one, "I've seen the fiercest wind in my life....
Chocolates ... Forrest Fudd: Wife is wike a box of chocowates.
Abe: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" 'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty".
I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles....
I'm from Downers Grove, Illinois. We had a blackout there the other day, but fortunately the police made him get back into his car before he got too far.
-- Emo Phillip...
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call.
One day I dropped the box all over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop ringing....