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Fortunately, The Computer Virus Did No Harm To Our Records.
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Fortunately, the computer virus did no harm to our
records. It was immediately devoured by the bugs in our own
programming
Related:
Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead of ourselves -- to break our own records, to outstrip our yesterday by our today.
-- Stewart B. Johnso...
So we immediately rushed out and set up our own Lost Manual Review Committee.. -- HavenTree
This is a hired computer. Our CRAY-1 is at the analyst's.
We now resume our regularly scheduled programming.
I've never known an instance in the history of our company where an executive unloaded responsibilities and duties on one lower in the rank
hat he did not find himself immediately loaded from above with greater responsibility....
Computer virus: Electronic Microorganism.
In the years since our arrival, we have foolishly disrupted so many of Planet's ecosystems that entire species may vanish without our ever having understood, or even known them.
We must halt this plunder, and halt it immediately, for our own survival as a species depends on our ability to strike a balance on this world....
Our actions are our own; thier consequences belong to Heaven. -- St. Franci
We make our own fortunes and call them our fate.