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Fossil flowers come from the Petrified Florist.
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Homer: [unsure of himself] Uh, I'd like some flowers.
Florist: What kind of flowers? Homer: Uh, you know, pretty ones, not dead....
KFSL -- Fossil 103. Classic hits from Abba to Zeppelin, comma, Led.
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Gardening with Bill Clinton: From Weed to Flowers.
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Buy my flowers,--oh buy, I pray! The blind girl comes from afar.
-- Edward Bulwer Lytton (1805-1873) -- Buy my Flowe...
Gleemites: Petrified deposits of toothpaste found in sinks.
COMF: COMe From
The melancholy days are come, the saddest of the year, Of wailing winds and naked woods and meadows brown and sear.
-- William Cullen Bryant (1794-1878) -- The Death of the Flowe...
A committee takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts and dies, scattering the seed from which other committees will bloom.
-- Parkinso...