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• Have the florist send some roses to Mrs Upjohn and write 'Emily I love you' on the back of the bill.
• Moe: Homer, buy your wife some flowers and take her out for a night on the town.
  Candles, tablecloth, the whole nine yards....
• Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
  Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
• Homer: One adult and four children. Woman: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy Money?
  Homer: What's that? Woman: Well it's money that's made just for the park....
• Homer: [thinks] A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
  Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and cheese?...
• Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
  But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
• Burns: [sadly] Simpson, I am by most measures a successful man.
  I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk....
• Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you? Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
  Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?...
• Skinner: More tea, Edna? Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
  Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer to that ....