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• If Jesus was Jewish, how come he's got a Mexican name? -- Tom Wai
• He wrecked his car, he lost his job. And yet throughout his life, he took his troubles like a ma
  he blamed them on his wife. -- Frank Conno...
• Captain: Senator Mendoza is one of the most respected citizens in this state, McBane.
  And yet you ran his limo off a cliff, broke the necks of three of his bodyguards, and drove a bus through his front door?...
• Poor Tom is cold. Pity poor Tom, for his nose is frozen, and he doth shiver, and.
  ..is maaaddddd!!!!! Oh, shut up. -- Tom the Beggar and Edmund : Money...
• You wanna know how to nail Capone? This is how you nail Capone
  he pulls a knife you pull a gun, he puts one of yours in the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue....
• Out of the best and most productive years of each man's life
  he should carve a segment in which he puts his private career aside to serve his community and his country, and thereby serve his children, his neighbors, his fellow men, and the cause of freedom....
• Roman Polanski makes his own blood. He's smart -- that's why his movies work.
  -- A brilliant director at Frank's Place...
• Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk. -- Tom Wai
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....