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• There is no devil; it's God when he's drunk.
• If Jesus was Jewish, how come he's got a Mexican name? -- Tom Wai
• God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
  When Satan heard of this, he grinned and said, "And just where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
• When will you realize Vienna waits for you?
• If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
  -- Dorthy Parke...
• If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing!
  He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!...
• The devil is easy to identify. He appears when you're terribly tired and makes a very reasonable request which you know you shouldn't grant.
• Frank settled out in the valley,and he hung his wild years on a nail that he drove through his wifes forehead.
  -- Tom Wai...