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From All Us Slackers To All You Boomers ... HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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"From all us Slackers to all you Boomers ... HAHAHAHAHAHA! WE HAVE
SATELLITE MOUNTED RAIL-GUNS! HEH HEH. Who's laughing now?"
-- S. Lang
Related:
Marty: [sheepish laughter] We appreciate you coming down, but, heh, look kid, the thing us, uh heh heh.
..we don't _have_ an elephant, heh heh. Bill...
Homer: Heh heh heh, I did it! Second in line, and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.
Man: With the money you would have made working, you could have bought tickets from a scalper....
Guide: What does the future hold for us? Heh. Let's just say we have a few ideas up our sleeve.
Homer: Like what? Guide: Um, I'd rather not get into it right now....
Homer: All done. Marge: You're not done. I want you to throw away these old calendars and TV Guides.
Homer: Are you mad, woman? You never know when an old calendar might come in handy....
Homer: All right, all right. Who took the funny pages?
Smithers: [reading to Burns] So Ziggy goes to the repair shop, there's a sign on the doorbell reading `out of order'....
Paster Crosstalk: What items are specifically mentioned by GOD as being unclean?
Now did you know... preying birds... praying mantises....
This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
Heh heh." -Fry "I don't get it." -Leela "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all....
Heh heh heh.
Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Ba...