Related:

• From "LeapTrek", a novel by Katriena Knights. Al's (Quatum Leap) remarks about Commander William Riker (StarTrek - The Next Generation)
  "Tell him to loosen up. God, he's stiff even for a military man....
• Picard: "I'm Jean-Luc Picard. Welcome aboard the Enterprise, Captain Scott.
  Scott: "Thank you, sir, and call me 'Scotty'." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• Picard: "I'm Captain Jean-Luc Picard, of the Federation Starship Enterprise.
  Cytherian: "Hierarchical collective command structure!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Picard: "Very well, tell Gowron, Leader of the High Council of the Klingon Empire, that his Arbiter Of Succession, Jean-Luc Picard, needs.
  ..a favor." B'Ijik: "'A favor'?" Picard: "I require a cloaked vessel....
• I've finally figured out why airports make you walk so far out to get to your plane.
  It's their way of giving your luggage a head start....
• Q: "You're right, of course. I'm extraordinarily selfish.
  But it has served me so well in the past." Picard...
• Startrek makes your sterile.
• I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
  Delighted you're feeling better, Captain. The Admiral and I were worried about you....