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• From "LeapTrek", a novel by Katriena Knights. Al's (Quatum Leap) remark to Captain Jean-Luc Picard (StarTrek - The Next Generation)
  "Oh, really? Well, if your technology is so advanced, how come you haven't figured out some way to keep your hair?...
• It's not a question of harm. One William Riker is..
  .unique, perhaps even special. But a hundred of him, a thousand of him, diminishes me in ways I can't even imagine....
• John the Baptist after poisoning a thief, Looks up at his hero, the Commander-in-Chief, Saying tell me great leader, but please make it brief Is there a hole for me to get sick in?
  The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly, Saying death to all those who would whimper and cry....
• A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces.
  He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and says, "I can tell by your eyes that you really want that necklace....
• Marge: Homer...it looks like it could gore. Homer: Heh heh.
  ..it _does_ look like Al Gore. Bart: [admiring] Ew, he smells worse than anything....
• Riker: "I don't believe this!" Troi: "He's king to his particular hill, Commander.
  You have to treat him that way." Riker: "Counselor, this feels like a perfect job for you....
• Bart: Ohh, I just missed out on the greatest opportunity of my entire life!
  George Burns was right: show business is a hideous bitch goddess....
• VICE PRESIDENT DAN QUAYLE'S ADVENTURES IN... Prince William Sound, Alaska, May 1989 [Remarks to oil spill clean-up workers]
  "It's a very valuable function and requirement that you're performing, so have a great day and keep a stiff upper lip....
• A moment of agony that transcends all moments of agony.
  I hope this story is true, because it's too beautiful to be a lie....