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• Spin My Nipple Nuts and Send Me to Alaska!
• Death to all fanatics!
• I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.
• The following is not for the weak of heart or Fundamentalists. -- Dave Barry
• Bart: Pssst. Grampa, I think this guy's a little nuts.
  Grampa: Oh yeah? Well, General George S. Patton was a little nuts....
• Marge: Can we get rid of this Ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago.
  Homer: But, Marge! It works on _any_ Ayatollah: Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi....
• You are nuts.