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Coincidences always happen for a reason.
Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always. -- Rainer Maria Rilke
A rich person's joke is always funny.
GARDEN The garden is where all the nasty bugs and insects that you see on those wildlife documentaries are.
A succession of features on spiders, ants, bees and wasps, all filmed using really expensive lenses, have left me scared shitless of the slightest bit of greenery....
Reality is rarely what we imaging. Great and noble things do not always happen for great and noble reasons.
-- Tracy Thompson, 'Reader's Digest,' Oct. 1994...
Sponges grow in the ocean... that *kills* me. I wonder how much deeper they'd be if that didn't happen.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
Funny how life imitates LSD.
Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better.
The things I worry about don't happen. -- Watchman Examine...
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
-- Steven Wrigh...