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Funny Thing About Being A Parent. There Aren't Any Tech Manual
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Funny thing about being a parent. There aren't any tech manuals;
no quick readouts to get you through the next set of variables.
-- Kyle Riker, "The Icarus Factor," stardate 42686.4.
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Y'know it's really a shame there's no anbo-jyutsu ring nearby, because you really need to be put in your place.
-- Kyle Riker to Cmdr. Riker, "The Icarus Factor", stardate 42686.4...
There really is no substitute for holding the reins.
-- Picard to Riker, "The Icarus Factor", stardate 42686.4...
I'm just glad humans have progressed beyond the need for such barbaric displays.
Have they? Commander Riker and his father are about to engage in barbarism of their own....
It appears Lt. Commander Worf is quite adamant about his solitude.
-- Data, "The Icarus Factor", stardate 42686.4...
If I were not a professional, and an android, I would be insulted.
-- Data to Geordi, "The Icarus Factor", stardate 42686.4...
With all due respect, BEGONE...sir. -- Worf to Data, "The Icarus Factor", stardate 42686.4
It is a funny thing about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it.
-- William Maugham...
William, this is not your concern. "It is now, you're about to commit a murder.
It isn't murder, it's justice. -- Yuta and Riker, "The Vengeance Factor", stardate 43421.9...
Riker: "I've been doing a little research. Trying to find out more about William T.
Riker." Troi: "What have you discovered?" Riker: "He's a musician, for one thing....