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Future, N. That Period Of Time In Which Our Affairs Prosper, Our Friends Are True, And Our Happiness Is Assured.
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Future, n. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our
friends are true, and our happiness is assured.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happinesss is assured.
Ambrose Bierce, (1842-1914)...
CLERGYMAN, n. A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of better his temporal ones.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
AFRICAN, n. A nigger that votes our way. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
CAVILER, n. A critic of our own work. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
MONSIGNOR, n. A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Calamity, n. A more than commonly plain and unmistakable reminder that the affairs of this life are not of our own ordering.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others....
Peace, n.: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...