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Future. That Period Of Time In Which Our Affairs Prosper, Our Friends Are True And Our Happinesss Is Assured.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends
are true and our happinesss is assured.
Ambrose Bierce, (1842-1914)
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Future, n. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true, and our happiness is assured.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
CLERGYMAN, n. A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of better his temporal ones.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
MONSIGNOR, n. A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach.
In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable...
Calamity, n. A more than commonly plain and unmistakable reminder that the affairs of this life are not of our own ordering.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others....
HOMESCHOLARING...Our future depends on it!
Infancy, n.: The period of our lives when, according to Wordsworth, Heaven lies about us.
The world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward. -- Ambrose Bierce...