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Gee, it's too bad you're going to die tonight.
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Are you going to sleep at all tonight?!
Marge: If you eat too much, you'll have nightmares.
Bart: [mouth full of candy] [sarcasm] Oh yeah, everybody in the family is going to have bad nightmares tonight, ha!...
Too bad, Bob , but you know too much.
Bart: [sneakishly insincere] Another gutter ball.
Gee, Homer, you sure do suck tonight! Home...
Moe: Hello. Homer: Moe, what are you doing here? Moe
What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to his best customer?...
Tonight's episode - Drop Personal Pronouns or DIE!
BAD: Branch And Die
Moe: Gee, business stinks tonight. Where's Barney, Lenny, and Carl?
Homer: Aw, they never come around any more now that they've got their _mistresses_....
Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more.
I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children....