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General, Years Ago You Served My Father In The Clone Wars.
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General, years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars.
Related:
Rogers: "Did you have any other children?" Beverly
My husband died a number of years ago, Wes was our only child....
You are never alone with a clone.
CLONE OF MY OWN (to Home on the Range)
Are you the same person you were ten years ago? twenty?
You are not my father -- Luke Skywalke
A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling the president one of the latest talking computers.
Salesman: "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any quesstion and it'll give the correct answer....
You...and like your father...are now...MINE. -- Darth Vader to Luke. (Star Wars)
FORTUNE ANSWERS THE TOUGH QUESTIONS: #3 Q: Why haven't you graduated yet?
A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted my dissertation to rhyme....
For what it's worth, I understand your bitterness. With respect sir, you cannot.
I am asked to give up the very lifeblood of my mother and my father to those who murdered them....