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• A man rescured a genie from a bottle and was granted one wish as a reward.
  I want to be rock-hard and get plenty of ass for the rest of my life," the man said....
• An eighty-year-old woman is rocking away the afternoon on her porch when she sees an old, tarnished lamp sitting near the steps.
  She picks it up, rubs it gently, and lo and behold a genie appears!...
• One day an elderly Jewish Pole, living in Warsaw, finds an old lamp in his attic.
  He starts to polish it and (poof!) a genie appears in cloud of smoke....
• GEnie Address G.EHRICH
• A bottle of sweat for every bottle of wine.
• Wishes won't wash dishes.
• PROFESSORS do it from a gra
• Where the heck is Grant buried?