GENITALS
The bits of the body that are used specifically for rude purposes.
They come in varying shapes and sizes, and are used in varying
ways. Please don't expect a detailed biological examination of
these most enormously complex body parts, or even a cheap joke
about the size of penises.
However, as a tribute to the late, great, Mario Innuendo, from
here, we will substitute the word "the" with the word "penis" in
capital letters for the remainder of this TCWF. Nah, on second
thoughts...
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
