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  he meter is running through the sand on you, and I am now filibustering....
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  The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great....
• George's friend Sam had a dog who could recite the Gettysburg Address.
  Let me buy him from you," pleaded George after a demonstration....
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  There are only three questions on the form: 1....
• George Bush was the Republican answer to Jimmy Carter.
• The attempt to tear down our president's leadership with the knowledge of the issues has not failed.
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