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• A rabbi and a priest are sitting together on a train, and the rabbi leans over and asks, "So, how high can you advance in your organization?
  The priest replies, "Well, if I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop....
• And if there is promise of a storm, if you want change in your life, walk in to it.
  If you get on the other side, you will be different....
• To scare off annoying liberals:) Hello, and thank you for calling the Bush in 50 Campaign.
  Your five dollar donation to get George Bush re-elected in all 50 states will automatically be charged to your phone bill....
• Locksmiths can get into anything.
• Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.
• You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant ('ceptin' Alice).
• This is Frank. You can leave me a message, but I must warn you I get annoyed with messages that are hard to read.
  So please use your shift key appropriately, avoid overdoing punctuation, and spell-check your message, or I might ignore it....
• Art is anything you can get away with. -- Marshall McLuhan.