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• If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
  -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)...
• If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
• Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
  "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat....
• Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
  "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat....
• One pill makes you larger And if you go chasing rabbits And, one pill makes you small.
  And you know you're going to fall. And the ones that mother gives you, Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Don't do anything at all....
• One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small, and the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all.
  Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall. -- Jefferson Airplane...
• ... you can do anything you want, but not everything you want.
• That's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.
  "It's the oldest rule in the book," said the King....
• I don't know what you mean by 'glory', Alice said Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously.
  Of course you don't -- till I tell you. I meant `there's a nice knock-down argument for you!...