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• Homer: Oh, who am I kidding? I _am_ slow. Marge: Oh, Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better.
  Homer: Take another bath in malt liquor? Marge: There's that....
• Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions.
  Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great....
• Then there's the atmosphere -- half the time you can eat the air, it's got so much stuff floating around in it.
  It takes the edge out of the colors. Down here even the traffic lights are pastel....
• Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time, There's something wrong here
  here can be no more denying, One of us is changing, or maybe we just stopped trying, And it's too late, baby, now, it's too late, Though we really did try to make it, Something inside has died and I can't hide and I just can't fake it....
• Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
  Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying...
• To him that can take all that you have, give what he asks.
• Bart: Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.
  Lisa: We feel neither highs or lows. Homer: Really?...
• Those buttons you push on the traffic light post at the corner are not really connected to anything, but they make you feel better as you wait for the light to change.
  Most people who push the button feel they have done something....