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• First Law of Office Holders Get re-elected.
• The reason Congressmen try so hard to get reelected is that they would hate to have to make a living under laws they've passed.
• First Law of Travel: It always takes longer to get there than to get back.
• It always takes longer to get there than to get back. -- First Law of Travel
• Never get involved in a land war in Asia. -- The First Law of Wa
• First Law of Office Murphology: Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
  Corollary: Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading it....
• Politicians who vote huge expenditures to alleviate problems get reelected
  those who propose structural changes to prevent problems get early retirement. -- John McClaughry...
• Campbell's First Law of Automotive Repair: If you can get to the faulty part, you won't have the tool to get it off.
• Machines that piss people off get murdered. -- First Corollary of Taber's Second Law -- Pat Tabe