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• Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Honesty is the best policy--when there is money in it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• There is a great deal of human nature in people. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Crank - a man with a new idea until it succeeds. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• I do not like work even when someone else does it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• What is the chief end of man? - to get rich. In what way?
  dishonestly if he can; honestly if he must....
• Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to stop and reconsider.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...