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Get Yourself A Coach To Drink With Or Else You'll Go Nuts. -- Jim Fregosi
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Get yourself a coach to drink with or else you'll go nuts.
-- Jim Fregosi
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Bart: Ma, could you get me some milk? Marge: [feeding Maggie] Can't you get it yourself?
Bart: No, that's okay. I'll just go without liquid....
If you don't drink it, someone else will.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. --Jim Davis (Garfield the Cat)
You are nuts.
He's dead, Jim! Go to Sick Bay and get the Maggot Master!
If you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy somebody else.
You can't get there from here, you have to go somewhere else first.
If you can stand the aggravation of trying to get the kids to go out and shovel the snow, your heart is in good enough condition to go out and do it yourself.
Never take a drink when you are feeling sorry for yourself.
