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Avoid Fruits And Nuts. You Are What You Eat. --Jim Davis (Garfield The Cat)
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Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
--Jim Davis (Garfield the Cat)
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Avoid fruits and nuts; after all, you ARE what you eat.
Cats instinctively know the precise moment their owners will awaken .
.. then they awaken them ten minutes sooner. -- Garfield's Law -- Jim Davi...
You are nuts.
Show me a good mouser and I'll show you a cat with bad breath. -- Garfield
What do you mean, I'm NUTS!!!
What you can not avoid, Welcome.
Ill play with it first and tell you what it is later. - Miles Davi
I'll play with it first and tell you what it is later. DAVIS
Living in Hollywood is like living in a bowl of granola. What ain't fruits and nuts is flakes.