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Gift Certificate: Good for one free visit, Kervorkian MD
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Principal Skinner, wait! *I* created the universe! Give _me_ the gift certificate!
-- Lisa, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
What is a "free gift?" Aren't all gifts free?
Act now and get a free gift with that tagline!
It is not good to be too free. It is not good to have everything one wants. Blaise Pascal
...bearing a gift beyond price; almost free. -- Neil Pea
Heaven (eternal life) is a free gift -- based on God's grace!
If your message arrives late, you keep the tagline as our free gift!
First the good news--you're going to have a disease named after you. -- M.D. to patie