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Give me some chocolate and no one gets hurt!
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Just give me the coffee, and no one will get hurt.
Hoch yuchlIj HInob. (Give me all your chocolate!)
Bart: [hurt] Hey, Mom, you didn't wake me up. Marge
Here's your hot chocolate. Bart: [looking at other cups] You didn't put my marshmallow in....
HEY! Just go on to the next message and no one gets hurt . . .
Life is just one large conspiracy to drive me to chocolate.
Give me some sugar, baby.
modem -- A contraction; as in "Give me some mo'dem cookies.
Chocolate ... double chocolate ... *gasp!* New flavor!
Triple chocolate!" -- Homer in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpso...
Skinner: Willy, some time over the holiday weekend the beloved grade four gerbil, uh, Superdude, lost his life.
I need you to air out the classroom and give Superdude a proper burial....