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• Willy: {Spill it! Where's your brother?} Skinner: {You'd better answer him, Lisa.
  He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] What are you laughing about?...
• Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
  Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....
• Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
  Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape, but the doorknob falls off] Skinne...
• Skinner: I'm afraid we've got no legal recourse against Mr.
  Burns and his slant-drilling operation. The oil belongs to whoever pumped it first....
• Skinner: Ah, is there nothing so intoxicating as the school hallway at early morn?
  [sniffs] Hmm, school normally doesn't smell so rank....
• a chainsaw noise is heard] Bart: Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.
  Willy: Why you little -- [thinking] No, no, go easy on the wee one....
• Skinner: My lord, such destruction. [sees Chalmers climbing up onto the roof] Superintendent Chalmers, er, how are you going?
  Chalmers: Why is it when I heard the word "school" and the word "exploded" I immediately though of the word "Skinner"?...
• Willy: I'm telling ye, I could nay have shot Burns.
  [uncrosses, then recrosses, his legs; everyone groans] Eddie...
• Bart: Don't worry, Mom. I can use my...[looks confused] "Shinning".
  .. to call Willy. [concentrates] [Willy watches TV in a little house] Ke...