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Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
-- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
M$ Common net abbreviation for Microsoft, everybody's least favorite monopoly.
Computer-using goalies use unpucking programs.
Well at least I think we are average
Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
[at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s military generals] Moe...
World Domination, One CPU Cycle At A Time Forget about searching for alien signals or prime numbers.
The real distributed computing application is "Domination@World", a program to advocate Linux and Apache to every website in the world that uses Windows and IIS....
You 're our enemy; lead the way, and we 'll precede.
-- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Rivals, Act v, Sc. 1...
Bring back DICK..At least we KNEW he was crooked!
The Japanese call us lazy, but at least we cook our fish!