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God And The Devil Are An Effort After Specialization And Division Of Labor.
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God and the devil are an effort after specialization and division of labor.
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CENTAUR, n. One of a race of persons who lived before the division of labor had been carried to such a pitch of differentiatio
and who followed the primitive economic maxim, "Every man his own horse....
Innovations in law, whether good or bad, spin an entangling weave far more often than they sew a straight stitch.
Division of labor can make for great efficiency; too great a division of labor in lawmaking can instead create a crazy quilt....
Specialization is for insects. -- Lazarus Long
It is only through labor and effort, by energy and resolute courage, that we move on to better things.
-- Theodore Roosevelt, former U.S. Preside...
BRAHMA, n. He who created the Hindoos, who are preserved by Vishnu and destroyed by Siva -- a rather neater division of labor than is found among the deities of some other nations.
The Abracadabranese, for example, are created by Sin, maintained by Theft and destroyed by Folly....
There is no devil; it's God when he's drunk.
I have had an aversion to good spelling for sixty years and more, merely for the reason that when I was a boy there was not a thing I could do creditably except spell according to the book.
It was a poor and mean distinction, and I early learned to disenjoy it....
APPETITE, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Labor, n.: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...