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• CENTAUR, n. One of a race of persons who lived before the division of labor had been carried to such a pitch of differentiatio
  and who followed the primitive economic maxim, "Every man his own horse....
• Innovations in law, whether good or bad, spin an entangling weave far more often than they sew a straight stitch.
  Division of labor can make for great efficiency; too great a division of labor in lawmaking can instead create a crazy quilt....
• Specialization is for insects. -- Lazarus Long
• It is only through labor and effort, by energy and resolute courage, that we move on to better things.
  -- Theodore Roosevelt, former U.S. Preside...
• BRAHMA, n. He who created the Hindoos, who are preserved by Vishnu and destroyed by Siva -- a rather neater division of labor than is found among the deities of some other nations.
  The Abracadabranese, for example, are created by Sin, maintained by Theft and destroyed by Folly....
• There is no devil; it's God when he's drunk.
• I have had an aversion to good spelling for sixty years and more, merely for the reason that when I was a boy there was not a thing I could do creditably except spell according to the book.
  It was a poor and mean distinction, and I early learned to disenjoy it....
• APPETITE, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Labor, n.: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...