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• Nobody makes a greater mistake then he who does nothing because he could only do a little.
  -- Edmund Burke...
• Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: Warning label.
• Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?
  A: The warning label....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Nobody knows. But everyone knows that women and minorities will suffer more than anyone else because it's dark....
• Never judge a man without putting yourself in his place.
  This old proverb makes all judgement impossible, for we judge someone only because, in fact, we cannot put ourselves in his place....
• Bart: Hello, my name's Dmitri. I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener.
  My question is, if a son defies his father and chooses a career that makes millions of children happy, shouldn't the father forgive the son?...
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
• CERBERUS, n. The watch-dog of Hades, whose duty it was to guard the entrance -- against whom or what does not clearly appea
  everybody, sooner or later, had to go there, and nobody wanted to carry off the entrance....
• Televangelist: A person in contact with God, but upset with God because God does not listen and straighten things out.