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• God is real, unless declared integer.
• Magic is real (unless declared integer). -- Wiz Zumwal
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• Real programmers don't dress for success unless they are going on an interview.
• Real programmers don't like the Team Programming concept.
  Unless, of course, they are the Chief Programmer....
• Real programmers don't write in APL, unless the whole program can be written in one line.