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• Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty
  Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant quean, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty!...
• The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it.
• If it's never finished, you can't prove it doesn't work. -- Jeff Brown, Argosystem
• In as much as you will never be able to do what you wish, it is better to be able to wish what you do.
• > if you cut here, you'll probably destroy your monitor &l
• I have never understood why it is necessary to become irrational in order to prove that you care, or why it should be necessary to prove it at all.
  ... -- Avo...
• Always begin with a woman by telling her that you don't understand women.
  You will be able to prove it to her satisfaction more certainly than anything else you will ever tell her....
• Back in a minute -- Godot.