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• Godot was here, but you'll probably never be able to prove it.
• A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
  -- Mark Twai...
• A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• FIRST SOLDIER: So they wouldn't be able to bring a coconut back anyway.
  SECOND SOLDIER: Wait a minute! Suppose two swallows carried it together?...
• Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back.
  NOW who's asking the questions? -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...