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God Put Drugs On This Planet To Assist And Speed Up The Evolutionary Process.
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God put drugs on this planet to assist and speed up the evolutionary process.
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Data: "I will endeavor to speed up the process, sir." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow
Worf! Still struggling up the evolutionary ladder? -- Q
I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth. -- Neil Armstrong
War on drugs?!?! Put ME on the FRONT LINES!!!!
Who put these under the phone? -- Forester, Planet of Gia
How many Pentagon procurement officers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet....
Put up or shut up!
Life is too short to waste In critic peep or cynic bark, Quarrel or reprimand
'Twill soon be dark; Up! mind thine own aim, and God speed the mark! -- Ralph Waldo Emerso...