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• How many British navy Officers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there....
• How many Sagittarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn a piece....
• How many pot growers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they use fluorescent bulbs instead....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many librarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  I don't know, but I can look it up for you....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many security guards at a Grateful Dead concert -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  21: One to change the bulb, the rest to fatally beat the Deadhead who was only there to look at the light....
• How many Belgians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Light Bulbs? C'mon, I got sunlight, fluorescent, candles-anything you want....