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• God loves you and he is going to send you to Hell.
• I grow daily to honor facts more and more, and theory less and less.
  A fact, it seems to me, is a great thing - a sentence printed, if not by God, then at least by the Devil....
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• Rev. Lovejoy: Now, today's Christian doesn't think he needs God.
  He thinks he's got it made. He's got his hi-fi....