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• Godzilla will lead the monsters of the world against Barney.
• Barney is a purple velociraptor, and he loves your kids!
• Barney/Xuxa '96 - Leadership through brainwashing kid
• Taking a collection to put the Barney kids in therapy.
• Barney Park - Like Jurassic Park for kids. But something STARTED wrong.
• If there was a wait for Q to show up, would there be a Q-wait?
• Changing gears, here.
• Moe: [reading a printout] You owe me seventy billion dollars.
  Barney: Huh? Moe: No, wait, wait, wait, that's for the Voyager spacecraft....
• Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check.
  Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt....