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• What this department needs is a really good inflatable doll.
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• A well known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy.
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• People really shouldn't spread gossip, but what else is it good for?
• What the world *really* needs is a good Automatic Bicycle Sharpener.