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A Real Lady Never Asks, "was *what* Good For Me?
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A real lady never asks, "was *what* good for me?"
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Good WHAT? really is the way to a Lady's heart.
Why is it everyone asks of me but no one asks for me?
Ejukashun never dun me no good.
Cecil: At last I'm going to do what Bob never could.
Kill Bart Simpson! Bart: Throwing me off a dam?...
An older lady is mugged and having no cash on hand she asks her attacker if he will take a check.
The mugger agrees, so she calmly asks who she should make the check out to....
A man meets a girl at a party and asks her if she fancies a quick 68.
"A 68 ?" asks the girl, "What's one of those then?...
Dear Miss Manners: I carry a big black umbrella, even if there's just a thirty percent chance of rain.
May I ask a young lady who is a stranger to me to share its protection?...
What me have a Virus.. Never!
Were I to use the wits the good Spirit gave me, then I would say this lady cannot exist- for what sane man would hold a dream to be reality.
Yet rather would I not be sane and lend belief to charmed, enchanted eyes....