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Gosh, I Feel My IQ Dropping By The Minute." -- From THE NEW ADVENTURES OF MIGHTY MOUSE
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"Gosh, I feel my IQ dropping by the minute."
-- From THE NEW ADVENTURES OF MIGHTY MOUSE
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Look, it's Mister *E*!" "I pity the fool who picks on my group of ethnically-mixed friends.
-- From THE NEW ADVENTURES OF MIGHTY MOUSE...
It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse! This gun is so futuristic that even *I* don't know how it works!
-- from Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse...
Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- The New Mighty Mouse
Butter becomes weightless?.... Raymond Burr must be in orbit by now.
-- Holy Melodrama -- it's Bat-Bat!, (From Bakshi's MIGHTY MOUSE series)...
I found a mouse in my beer, eh.
Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully.
-- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse...
Hello seeker! Now don't feel alone here in the New Age, because there's a seeker born every minute.
-- The Firesign Theatre...
I can't use Windows 3.0: My wife killed my mouse.
I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.