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• Princeton's taste is sweet like a strawberry tart. Harvard's is a subtle taste, like whiskey, coffee, or tobacco.
  It may even be a bad habit, for all I know. -- Prof. J. H. Finley '25...
• Fish are said to have good eyesight, but many breeds are hard of herring.
  ( Apologies on this one, all around, of course!)...
• Are you sick of wasting valuable seconds while ingesting caffeine or eating a cold pizza?
  Is your programming project running behind because you keep falling asleep?...
• I have come to the conclusion that I am not in good enough shape at the present time to get in shape for the future right now.
• Lisa: Wow, look at all this Be Sharps merchandise. Lunch boxes.
  .. coffee mugs...funny foam...[squirts some on Homer] Home...
• RAID - Kills bugs DEAD!!!
• If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
  -- Norm Crosby...
• This morning I caught my wife in a lie ... I'm sitting there in the kitchen, having some coffee, biscuits, some jelly.
  About eleven-thirty my old lady came in, and her wig was amuss....