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AHA! You're One Of Those Short Canadians Who Couldn't Play Hockey!
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AHA! You're one of those short Canadians who couldn't play hockey!
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Give blood - play hockey.
Real men play hockey.
Be Young! Have fun! Play hockey!
Remember...play hockey, THEN loot and pillage!
Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
Green's Theorem prov. [TMRC] For any story, in any group of people there will be at least one person who has not heard the story.
A refinement of the theorem states that there will be exactly one person (if there were more than one, it wouldn't be as bad to re-tell the story)....
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, criticize. -- Solomon Sho
Buzz: Homer, you broke the handle. Race: With that hatch open, we'll burn up on re-entry!
That's it: if I go, I'm taking you to hell with me....
Coming soon - "Black Men Can't Play Hockey