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Grammar, N. A System Of Pitfalls Thoughtfully Prepared For The Feet For The Self-made Man, Along The Path By Which He Advances To Distinction.
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Grammar, n. A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet
for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to
distinction.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Related:
APPETITE, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ECCENTRICITY, n. A method of distinction so cheap that fools employ it to accentuate their incapacity.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
DRAGOON, n. A soldier who combines dash and steadiness in so equal measure that he makes his advances on foot and his retreats on horseback.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
AUCTIONEER, n. The man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
LINEN, n. "A kind of cloth the making of which, when made of hemp, entails a great waste of hemp.
Calcraft the Hangman. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Liver: A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with.
-- Ambrose Bierce: "The Devil's Dictionary...
BLACKGUARD, n. A man whose qualities, prepared for display like a box of berries in a market -- the fine ones on top -- have been opened on the wrong side.
An inverted gentleman. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
NOBLEMAN, n. Nature's provision for wealthy American minds ambitious to incur social distinction and suffer high life.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
NOMINEE, n. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...