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• I feel almost happy.
• There was a young fellow named Bliss Whose sex life was strangely amiss, For even with Venus His recalcitrant penis Would never do better than t h i s .
• The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys.
  But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it....
• I 've lost a day!"--the prince who nobly cried, Had been an emperor without his crown.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night ii, Line 99...
• There was a young fellow named Fisk Whose fencing was agile and brisk, So fast was his action The Fitzgerald contraction Diminished his sword to a disk.
• I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no class.
• I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no credit cards.
• I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no socks.
• I cried for the man who had no hair until I met the man who had no head