Related:

• There was a young fellow named Bliss Whose sex life was strangely amiss, For even with Venus His recalcitrant penis Would never do better than t h i s .
• There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught in a socket.
  His wife was a bitch, And she threw the switch, As Crockett went off like a rocket....
• There was a young poet named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan.
  When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know....
• There was a young poet named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan.
  When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know....
• And Abner said to Joab, "Let the young men come forward and play before us.
  Joab answered "Yes, let them." So they came up one by one, and took their places, twelve for Benjamin and Ishbosheth and twelve from David's men....
• My best friend at home was a fellow named Sappo. He's my best friend in the world but he's ugly.
  When he was born the doctor slapped his mother. She used to have morning sickness after he was born....
• T is not so above; There is no shuffling, there the action lies In his true nature.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 3...