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• Man, its a good thing we hit that planet, otherwise we would never have stopped.
• I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky.
  Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh....
• The worst thing is when you have to kill someone you love because they're SATAN. -- Judy Tenuda
• Monday I have Friday on my mind....
• Captain, I need to kill someone. -- Worf
• I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
  -- An English Professor, Ohio University...
• I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
  --English Professor, Ohio University...
• I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
  -- Professor Lowd, English, Ohio University...