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Guinan: "I Enjoy That, And You'd Better Get Used To It.
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Guinan: "I enjoy that, and you'd better get used to it."
Q: "What?!"
Guinan: "Begging! You're a pitiful excuse for a human. The only way you're
going to survive is on the charity of others."
-- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
Related:
I hear they drummed you out of the continuum. I'd like to think of it as a significant career change.
-- Guinan and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...
Guinan: "You could learn a lot from this one." Q: "Sure, the robot who teaches the course in humanities.
Data: "I am an android, not a robot." Q: "I beg your pardon." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
Q: "We'll just have to see how ready you are!" Guinan: "Q, *no*!" -- "Q Who", Stardate unknow
Seems human enough to me. -- Guinan after stabbing Q's hand with a fork, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.
1...
Picard: "Human or not, I want no part of you." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
Data: "The captain and many of the crew are not yet convinced he is truly human.
Guinan: "Really?" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
Guinan: "Must be terribly frightening for you to be totally defenseless after all of those centuries of being omnipotent!
Q: "I'm warning you, I still have friends in high places....
If you are human, which I seriously doubt, you will have to work hard to earn our trust.
I'm not worried about that Jean-Luc. You only dislike me, there are others in the cosmos who truly despise me....
Help me, somebody, help me! How the mighty have fallen.
-- Q and Guinan, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...