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Hairy Kiwi: Death by fruit.
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Jake liked his women how he liked his kiwi fruit; firm yet yielding, sweet yet tart, and covered with short fuzzy brown hair.
I hate sheep! -- A True Kiwi!
You can't eat the orange and throw the peel away; a man is not a piece of fruit.
-- Arthur Miller, The Death Of A Salesma...
Hairy fishnuts!? -- Opu
Tribble breeding is a hairy experience.
I am a tainted wether of the flock, Meetest for death
he weakest kind of fruit Drops earliest to the ground....
Of Man's first disobedience, and the fruit Of that forbidden tree whose mortal taste Brought death into the world, and all our woe.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book i, Line 1...
Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
Be fruit fly and multiple.